Longlevens AFC

Name:

Ed Smyllie

 

Age:

19

 

AKA:

Schloesy, Fox P*ss

 

Position:

Centre back or full back

 

Previous Clubs:

None

 

Best player played with:

Darius Morgan

 

Best player you’ve played against:

 

 

Most memorable playing moment:

Hitting the crossbar from the halfway line playing for Gloucester schools

 

Most embarrassing playing moment:

Anytime i use my left foot

 

Hobbies and interests:

Drink, Golf and Xbox 360

 

If you could star in a TV programme, what would it be:

Soccer AM

 

What is your favourite album:

Muse - Absolution

 

Which team member would you least like to be stuck on a desert island with and why:

Dave Merrick - Would just be talking about Alex Fergison all day...

 

Minehead or Bognor Regis:

Bognor

 

What, if any, tattoos do you have:

None

 

Any footballing regrets:

Not practising to use my left foot more

 

Team supported:

Aston Villa

 

Favourite MILF/DILF!:

Salma Hayek