Name:
Stuart Manners 
Age:
28
AKA:
Known as Dewey (Malcolm in the middle) at work
Position:
Striker / center back
Previous Clubs:
Hardwick & Glos civil service
Best player played with:
Steve Butler
Best player you’ve played against:
Chris Burns
Most memorable playing moment:
Scoring within 2 minutes of coming on for Voggy; thought he was going to cry!!
Most embarrassing playing moment:
Stood on the goal line and still managed to hit the keeper
Hobbies and interests:
Golf, drinking, poker
If you could star in a TV programme, what would it be:
The Mighty Boosh
What is your favourite album:
Black Cherry by Goldfrapp / Safe as **** Goldie Looking Chain
Which team member would you least like to be stuck on a desert island with and why:
Voggy, without pies he'd be a nightmare
Minehead or Bognor Regis:
Bognor all the way baby
What, if any, tattoos do you have:
3 tribal tatts on my back
Any footballing regrets:
Missing 6 seasons on one almighty bender
Team supported:
The mighty Cov
Favourite MILF/DILF!:
Kirsty Gallacher
